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The Playboy of Dallas, Part IIKyle Kabrick: The Playboy of Dallas, part II

Now back to the story. The cop gave Kyle a quick patdown and asked him, "Is there anything in your pockets?"

Kyle, who was by this point soaked with a healthy summertime glaze, looked up at the cop and said in an honest, broken voice, "Just fake teeth."

I almost shit myself when he said that. He was referring to those famed Billy Bob novelty teeth sold at gas stations for $20. Yes, Kyle had a pair of fake teeth with him. Why? For shits and giggles, that's why. It was one of the funniest moments I had ever witnessed in my life. You pretty much had to be there.

Cop #1 stayed with us while cop #2

The Playboy of Dallas, Part IKyle Kabrick: The Playboy of Dallas, part I

This is a true story that happened the summer before my junior year of high school. Every bit of it is true. Kyle, feel free to add any corrections, omissions, etc… There are so many details to this story that it still sounds unbelievable even to me. There's a good chance I may have left out a detail or two. Due to its length, I have split it into two parts.

Again, I swear to you, everything is true.

I was driving around one day in the summer of 1998 with my friend Kyle Kabrick. Or as I like to call him, Kaboom! (Emphasis is placed on the exclamation point. His physical stature explains the nickn

The Nipper StoryThe Nipper Story

I used to have this Yorkshire Terrier back in the day named Nipper. Yorkies are small dogs. They're about the same size as Chihuahuas, only they have longer hair. We inherited Nipper from my mom's uncle. Uncle Charlie did not have kids of his own, so Nipper was like his son. My mom made a promise back in the day to Charlie's wife that she'd take of Nipper if anything ever happened to them. Well, they both eventually died and we wound up with Nipper.

It didn't sound like a bad idea at the time. Nipper was awesome. Every time we'd drive up to Bartlesville it was always a highlight to see Nipper. He was this little cute

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What'd you do?by `runboy82

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Straight out of deviantART Headquarters! We used to have a beautiful persimmon tree in the backyard. It became so overwhelmed with fruit that the top of it was actually bowed over and touching the ground. I observed $spyed trying to anchor the tree to our fig tree with some rope. $spot took it upon himself to assist with this grand undertaking. I said to +Waveswinger, "I don't know whether to help them or just watch." No more than ten seconds later, "SNAP!"

This is a pic of $spyed and $spot immediately after it happened. After seeing it, I ran outside and said, "Don't move, let me grab the camera."

So if you ever wanted a pic of $spyed looking and feeling like a dipsh*t, here it is. Nice shirt.