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The Move Through a series of unfortunate and untimely events befitting the tabloid press, spot (https://www.deviantart.com/spot) and I decided it'd be in our best interests to relocate. Our landlord informed us that they owned another property in the Hollywood Hills and had a unit available for immediate move-in. Much like that time Sony offered me a three-picture deal, I was like, "Hell yes, let's do this!" The first thing we had to do was have our landlord come in and do a quick walkthrough of our old apartment so they could get an idea of what repairs were necessary. She brought in her mother with her as well, who also serves as our building's "manager." I put quote

I ran the 21st Los Angeles Marathon in 3 hours and 41 minutes, placing 1124 out of around 25,000 total runners. I now know what it feels like to piss myself while running down a crowded street in broad daylight in the middle of Los Angeles. Twice in fact, during miles 7 and 12. I may have done it a third time but the whole run is kind of a blur. It's just like peeing in the ocean. It's all difficult at first and you really have to focus on peeing and then it's money, baby. Why didn't I stop and use a port-a-potty? When you run long distances, one of the hardest things to do is to stop completely and start back up again. To give you an idea

So I'm living with spot (https://www.deviantart.com/spot) now, my third roommate since January.  At this point I have to ask myself, "Am I a shitty roommate?"  I mean, three in under a year seems like a lot. If opening up your roommate's mail is wrong then yes, I am a bad roommate.  If watching your roommate sleep at night for hours on end is wrong then yes, I am a bad roommate.  If borrowing cash from your roommate without his knowledge and without the intent of paying him back is wrong then yes, I guess I am a bad roommate. Seriously, roommate #1 had a long history of drug abuse.  I'm talking like he had to have skin grafts done to his arms because there was so much